Unlock Santa’s top-secret tech with this hilarious “classified blueprint” tee. Perfect for holiday nerds, conspiracy theorists, and anyone who knows the sleigh definitely has hyper-boost ion thrusters. Wear it proudly—just don’t let the elves know you saw this.
6.1 oz.
100% ring-spun USA cotton
Preshrunk, soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric
Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
Twill taped shoulder-to-shoulder
Set-in sleeves
Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
1" ribbed collar with double-needle topstitched neckline
